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    connell701 Guest

    Funny collection!

    A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem..
    .
    Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star.
    What is That joke?
    .
    Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
    So That if a Person Standing Behind,
    He Can’t Read Your Password…..
    .
    Kid: Yeah Okay,
    But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me =p

    Please share more :

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    Sinn3r's Avatar
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    Nov 2010
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    lolxxxx that was nice one and i will share some more for sure Thanks for sharing

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    Sinn3r's Avatar
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    Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed
    as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted,
    and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give
    him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"

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    Eshaal..'s Avatar
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    Nov 2010
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    Lol.. Thanks for sharing Connell. .!!

    The most precious gift we can offer anyone is our attention.
    When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers.

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    Eshaal..'s Avatar
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    Nov 2010
    Islamabad, Pakistan
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    Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed
    as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted,
    and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give
    him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"


    Lol .. !! Nice Post...!! : )

    The most precious gift we can offer anyone is our attention.
    When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers.

 

 

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