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    hhahahahahaha lolx...
    HEHEHEHEH

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    HEHEHEHEH
    hohohohohoh



  3. #13
    Nov 2010
    Cervera, Cataluna, Spain, Spain
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    Banta : You cheated me.
    Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
    Banta
    : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!

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  4. #14
    Nov 2010
    Cervera, Cataluna, Spain, Spain
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    Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
    Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”




    Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”

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  5. #15
    Nov 2010
    Cervera, Cataluna, Spain, Spain
    6,419
    Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”



    Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

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  6. #16
    Nov 2010
    Cervera, Cataluna, Spain, Spain
    6,419
    SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
    SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon



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  7. #17
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    Hahahahahaha
    rofl rofl rofl Thanks fr SHARING BANTA

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    Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiteril murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

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    Interviewer is skeleton?
    Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
    who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

  10. #20
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    1st ever intelligent sardar.
    Teacher: what do u call a person
    who cannot hear anything?

    sardar: u can call him anything,
    because he cannot hear anything:-)

 

 
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