1. #21
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    Sardar to Pathan:
    Tell me any 5 animals that live in
    water

    Pathan: Duck

    Sardar:Theek hai aur batao?

    Pathan: Duck ki ammi,abbu,bhai aur
    behan

    Sardar: Shabaaash.

  2. #22
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    Sardar:
    Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gya
    Zor zor se chekhne lga
    Bachao
    Bachao
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Ab kaisa hy wo?
    .
    .
    Sardar:
    Theek he ho ga kion k kaal se
    Koi awaz nhi ayi

  3. #23
    Jul 2011
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    Welcome to Sardar Mania
    Sardar declares:

    I will never marry in my life and

    I'll give same advice to my children also

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    sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

    Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

    now it's 1.5 ltr.

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    teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

    sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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    Santa went to mysore palace.

    Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

    Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

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    Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
    He wanted to save money so what did he do?
    Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

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    One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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    Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
    When a person asked what he was doing?
    He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

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    2 sardars were fighting after exam.
    Sir: Y r u fighting?
    1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
    Sir: So what?
    1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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    A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

    Hi! I am sardar,
    this is my sardarni,
    He is my kid,
    & She is my kidney.

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    Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
    Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

  4. #24
    Jul 2011
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    Before and After Marriage Actions
    BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

    John: Ah..At last. I can hardly wait!
    Jane: Do you want me to leave?
    John: No! dont' even think about it
    Jane: Do you love me?
    John: Of Course! Always did and always will
    Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
    John: No!Why are you even asking?
    Jane: Will you kiss me?
    John: Every chance I get!
    Jane: Will you hit me?
    John: Hell no! Are you crazy?
    Jane: Can I trust you?
    John: Yes
    Jane: Darling

    AFTER MARRIAGE!!!

    Read from the Bottom back to Top.

  5. #25
    Jul 2011
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    Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
    Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
    Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
    Grandpa (the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
    Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
    Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
    Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

  6. #26
    Jul 2011
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    Sardar g ne job k liye apply kia. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k apointmnt lettr dikhao.
    Sardar: Ay English ich hy mein tuhanu tarjma kr k dasda haan

    "Dear Banta Singh"

    Pyare Banta Singh

    "You Do not meet"

    Tussi te milday hi nai

    "our requirements"

    Sadi zrurat ho tusi

    "no further corspondnce.."

    Hun hore chitti di lorr nai, jaldi naal aa jao

    "will b entertained"

    Twadi boht khatir kiti javay gi.

  7. #27
    Jul 2011
    2,068
    A letter from a sardarni mother to her son.
    My dear Jagjit,
    I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

    We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

    I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

    The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

    Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
    Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

    Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
    There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

    Love -
    Mom. P.S.:
    Jagjit,

  8. #28
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    ‎2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,,

    Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam diferent ky0n likha?

    Sardars!
    "tusi fer kehna si k NAQAL mari ay.";-)@
    Kuch yoOn Hua k Jab bhi ZaroOrat pari Mujhe.....
    Har Shakhs ittefaaQ sE MajboOr hO gaya...........

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    Santa: What's the name of ur car? Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T" Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
    Kuch yoOn Hua k Jab bhi ZaroOrat pari Mujhe.....
    Har Shakhs ittefaaQ sE MajboOr hO gaya...........

  10. #30
    Aug 2013
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    wa saradr ji tussi graet ho ji

 

 
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