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  1. #1
    Nov 2010
    Cervera, Cataluna, Spain, Spain
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    new SarDar Jokes .. All In One .. !!




    I Am Going To Start A New ThreaD Here You All Of You Have To Share Here SarDar Jokes .. In This Thread . .. Have Fun

    Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”.
    Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-”


    Sardar: “Is it really that strong?”
    Shop keeper: “Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir!!”

    Sardar: “Wah! bahuth badiya hai!!”
    He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror!!

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  2. #2
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    hahahahhahaha ..

    Nice sharing

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    lolxx Nyshhh

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    ‎2 Brilliant MindS

    Pathan & Sardar
    Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

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    Sardar
    iSKa To Moo He Band Hy

    Pathan
    Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

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    1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.
    Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
    "ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck...!

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    Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....

    Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.




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    A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, "O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,"

    Pernam singh replied, "assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa."

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    Train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."

    "dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"

    Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"

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    Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.

    Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

  10. #10
    Feb 2011
    Rawalpindi
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    hhahahahahaha lolx...

 

 
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