Three men wanted to mary the same woman.
She couldn't decide. So She decided to come up with a fun way. "
Whoever brings me the most ping-pong balls, that's who I'll mary."
One week goes by, and the first man comes up with a dump-truck full of ping-pong balls.
She's impressed.
Another week goes by, and another man comes back with a freight train full of ping-pong balls. She's verry impressed.
She waits for the 3rd man.
Finally, he comes back after six months.
He's beat up. He's got a black eye, and he's covered with bruises and splattered with blood. He's carring a trash-bag. The lady says, "Sorry man, it doesn't look like you have enough ping-pong balls in that bag." He exclaims, "Ping-pong balls? I thought you said King Kong's balls!"
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