~ ADMISSIONS OPEN ~

[BunnY]

Zardari Institute of Corruption & Mismanagement

Offer Degrees In:

M.Sc (Masters in Social Crimes)
M.C.S (Masters in Corruption Sciences)
M.I.T (Masters in Thefts)
M.B.B.S (Masters in Bomb Blasting & Suicide)
M.B.A (Masters in Bankruptcy Arts)

6 Months/Short courses & Diplomas in

- 10% Commission Management
- Advanced Robbery
- Spouse Assassination

Scholarships Programs
- 10 Year jail
- Life Insurance Scams

For More Details Please Contact Rehman Malik Dakait



MANAGING DIRECTOR IMPRESSIVE SKILLS...



Name : President Gen. Asif Ali Zardari
Country : Pakistan.
Education: Intermediate from Cadet College Petaro.
Training: 11 years in Pakistani Jails (My Kakul).
Core: 110% Corruption Core.
Objective: Civil Martial Law Imposition.
Speciality: Fooling Pakistani Nation, breaking promises, non serious attitude, cracking silly jokes.
Intention: To take revenge of past sufferings.

Best Friends: Nawaz Sharif, Rehman Malik, Altaf Bhai, Fazal ur Rehman.
Maritial Status: Widower by Choice.
Assets: Pakistan

[Bhootni Chandni]

one of the best institute
FOR CORRUPTION!! =D

[BunnY]

lolzz isko sab pata hie .. iska b unk say lena dena ha ... admission b le lia hoga is nay to omg ..

[S@n@M]

hmmmm
Haroon ap is institue say koi diploma ker rahay ho ya you are a professor...
lol ab sahi sahi batana..